Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets

Screw journalism, I’ve just found my ideal career. I’ve decided that nothing would make me happier in life than to be one of the kitchen cake helpers barked at sporadically throughout Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets. Actually, scrap that. I’ll be his third wife please, a vacancy that Raymond bizarrely made many references to being free in this week’s … Continue reading

Oreo M G

Scott and I have a tradition whereby we like to welcome the new year by watching Jurassic Park. There’s nothing like watching people being chewed to death by dinosaurs to really make you take a long hard look at yourself and count your blessings. Alongside this tradition stands another: gorging ourselves like the festive period … Continue reading

Pious Pie

They said it couldn’t be done. A vegan mince pie (not minced pie, as I originally wrote- this is something entirely less festive looking). Well I’m not one to leave vegans out of Christmas. Or rather I’m not one to leave anyone out of joining me in pudding indulgence- everyone knows that only half the … Continue reading